‘Cartoon’ Jokes

Instances of Cartoons (no joke intended here) being taken too seriously are growing in the world. It seems cartoons have ‘arrived’. I made a few cartoon jokes today, inspired somewhat by what is happening in India (and around the world).
 
1
Why do cartoons don’t like other cartoons?
Because they feel they are perfect.
 
2
Why did one cartoon say to another, “You are under arrest?”
Because he was so dumb that he thought that the line was funny.
 
3
Why did cartoon say, “You are under arrest?”
Because he wanted to be taken seriously.
 
4
How do you know the difference between a cartoon and a real person?
Real person is funnier.
 
5
Why did the cartoon shoot the cartoonist?
Because he did not like being ‘made’ fun of.
 
6
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A cartoon.
That’s not funny.
I know.
 
7
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Another cartoon.
I hope you are honest – the last time it turned out to be a Chief Minister.
 
8
Why was a cartoon sitting with a Christian, a Jew and a Muslim in a plane that was about to fall?
To make the joke look more contemporary.
 
9
How many cartoons does it take to change a bulb?
None, because they arrest each other.
 
10
How many cartoons does it take to change a light bulb?
Last time it took whole of West Bengal.
 
11
Santa said to Banta, “Let us make a cartoon.”
“Ok,” said Banta, and rushed to get his camera.
 
12
If you have one bullet, and you are faced with a terrorist, a Mafioso, a lawyer and a cartoonist, who would you shoot?
The cartoonist – at least the world will not know what happened to you afterwards.
 
13
Why do cartoonists have such poor drawings?
So that no one can recognize who they are drawing.
 
14
Why did the cartoonist make a caricature of a Chief Minister?
Because Osama bin Laden is dead.
 
15
Why did Jawahar Lal Nehru love cartoonists?
Because he wanted to be different from the coming generations of politicians.
 
16
Why do you find so many cartoons on your facebook wall?
Because facebook is free, easily accessible and popular.
 
17
Why did a cartoon decide to play in the IPL?
Because it is better paying than a politicians’ job.
 
18
“Mirror, mirror, who is the greatest cartoon of them all?”
“Please, I shall not answer that. I will get arrested.”
 
19
Boy: I want to become a cartoon when I grow up.
Mother: Do not get influenced by your father. One cartoon in the house is enough.
 
20
What is the religion of a cartoon?
Hindu: Because even he does not know anything about his religion
Muslim: Because he is found everywhere in the world
Christian: Because he is persecuted and crucified
Sikh: Because he can laugh at himself
 
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